🥕 Vegetable Murder Board – Funny Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board

Chop with caution — this Vegetable Murder Board might just make your veggies scream! This funny engraved bamboo cutting board features hilarious cartoon vegetables and pun-packed phrases like “You Don’t Carrot About Me” and “Stay Back, I’ve Got Pepper Spray!”

Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, kitchen comedy, or unique charcuterie boards, this board brings personality to every slice and dice. Whether you’re hosting a party, cooking dinner, or gifting someone who appreciates a twisted sense of humor, this board delivers laughs every time.

🔪 Product Details

• Made from durable bamboo

• Precision laser engraved for crisp, permanent detail
  

• Food-safe and pre-treated

• Lightweight yet sturdy for everyday use

😂 Perfect For:

• Funny kitchen décor

• Chefs & home cooks

• Vegetarians with a dark sense of humor

• Housewarming gifts

• Birthdays & gag gifts

• Anyone who enjoys a good laugh while cooking

🎁 Why You’ll Love It

✔ Hilarious and eye-catching design
✔ Functional and fun
✔ Makes an unforgettable gift
✔ A true conversation starter in any kitchen

⚠️ Please Note:

Each board is made from natural bamboo, so grain and color may vary slightly — making every piece one of a kind.